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Frostie

Animals are funny and provide endless entertainment. Here is Frostie, shaking his tail to Ray Charles. Will someone from ICM, CAA or United sign him up for a new Disney show…

Suburban Auto Group – The Trunk Monkey

An entertaining collection of Trunk Monkey commercials from Suburban Auto Group. There are 8 videos in all.

#1 Road Rage#2 Throwing Eggs#3 Want a Donut?#4 Thrown off a Bridge#5 Pediatric Edition#6 Chaperone#7 First Aid#8 Alien Abduction

What a day in the news

From the Joy of Tech….

BEST COMEBACK RESPONSE OF THE YEAR

Every now and then I get an email story from someone. This one is one of the better one’s I’ve received in a while.

If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police man’s credibility…

Q: “Officer — did you see my client fleeing the scene?”

A: “No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.”

Q: “Officer — who provided this description?”

A: “The officer who responded to the scene.”

Q: “A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?”

A: “Yes, sir. With my life.”

Q: “With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?”

A: “Yes sir, we do!”

Q: “And do you have a locker in the room?”

A: “Yes sir, I do.”

Q: “And do you have a lock on your locker?”

A: “Yes sir.”

Q: “Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?”

A: “You see, sir — we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.”

The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was called. The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year’s “Best Comeback” line — and we think he’ll win.